Good Grief! There's a Long Black Hair on My Face! And I'm Blonde!

Now that I am "mature", I can laugh at thehave to go out in public for a couple of hours, it is
phenomenon that drove me nuts a couple decadesokay to ding that hair off with a razor, but don't plan
ago. What is it about our hormones or DNA oron shaving as a perpetual solution.
whatever that makes a hair grow out of our face,Frequently, these 'wild hairs' feel different, more
usually our chin, OVER NIGHT!! And frequently of acoarse, when I run my hand over my chin.
dark color that has absolutely nothing to do with myPutting my hand on my face is something I don't like
complexion. Or a stiff, white little thorn! I think theto do. Fingertips around the eyes lead to all sorts of
ease of stress began when my daughters found theirproblems. Fingertips on an itchy eye get cold germs
first 'wild hairs' and we could laugh together. I am themoved on for a chance to get into my mouth. I
first generation hairy person on the maternal side ofseldom put my fingers in my mouth since infancy, but
my family; thank goodness for the company ofI do put fingers on those cookies and chips. You get
fuzzy daughters. My mother and grandmother don'tthe picture.
know me. I know of a hairy aunty on the other side;Can't rub my eyes any more, like a little child
but that is another post. I have read that while theawakening. That is so cute in kids, but it makes
'wild hair' phenomenon is normal, it is also hereditary.bruises on mature eyelids! Well, I ramble. Where was
Even with maturity, it is kind of hard to feel assuredI?
of beauty success when I find the 'wild hair', doesn'tBrushing fingers softly over and around my chin;
matter if I am a brave baby boomer woman. Even iffinding something that doesn't feel quite like ME! More
I have achieved feminist goals and been an amazinglike someone else , from another planet! Sometimes I
boomer woman. That darn hair is just a deflatingcan get ahold of that hair and snap it out by the
experience.roots without going for a tweezer. Believe me, if a
At the sight of it, my first thought is, OMG, how longtweezer isn't handy, I will try the snap maneuver till I
has that been there. It ranks with leaving a smudgesucceed! There aren't many days when a tweezer
of mud on my face or something! Sort of unkemptisn't handy; I have learned to keep one in my purse
or unwashed! One comfort is that a hair of thisand near the bathroom mirror. Of course, if you see
magnitude is not difficult to get ahold of with athe tweezer in my purse, I will tell you that it is there
tweezer -- There; be gone!!in case you, my darling, get a little splinter. Or, if you
My biggest warning that has a bigger place in alaugh at the hair on my chin and I have to pinch you!
future post is this: Do Not Shave these little babies!Sometimes, even a baby boomer woman will not
That will lead to a frightful stubble. Well, if you cannotbehave as mature as her skin, hair and hands indicate
find a good tweezer and you cannot stand it andshe is capable of acting.